A DRUNK, HOMELESS MAN, AT MADISON SQUARE "GARDEN" .

"...Suddenly, out of nowhere, I'm bein' picked up by my arm pits an' I'm sayin' "what's the difference Mr. officer sir if I'm here today, tomorrow, yesterday?" An' he says ... he says ... now listen to this, get this, here comes the punch line ... THE PUNCH ... LINE ... OF THIS BIG, FAT, FUNNY, GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY JOKE ... Mr. blue says: "Today's the Democratic convention!" He says... 

SINGS SANTA'S COMING TO TOWN WITH THE FOLLOWING WORDS:

 " THE PRES ... E ..DEN..TIAL... CANDIDATES .. COM... IN... TO ... TOWN..."

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"SPELLBINDING.... 'in Perfectly Norm-iLL People," his second solo, Monteleone slips with ease from one character to another with an original or hysterical line to draw you in."
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" BRAVURA PERFORMANCE... Monteleone demonstrates a convincing range in evoking 10 different characters" 
Steve Parks
Newsday